PRIVACY
Privacy Policy
Last updated: September 2026
This policy covers stetstandard.com, operated by Epicurus Consulting Group LLC. It explains what the site collects, why, and what happens to it. It’s short because, frankly, the site does very little.
What we collect
What you send us. If you fill in the contact form, we receive whatever you put in it: typically your name, email address, and what you tell us about your situation (not to be confused with your Situation, which is always gym, tan, laundry). There is no account to create and nothing else is required of you.
Basic analytics. The site uses the analytics built into Framer, our hosting platform, to count visits and see where traffic comes from. We look at totals, not individuals. How Framer collects that data is covered by its own privacy policy.
What we don’t do
We don’t sell your information, share it with advertisers, or send it to data brokers. We don’t run advertising or retargeting on this site. We don’t use cookies to follow you across other websites. There is no mailing list, so submitting the form doesn’t sign you up for anything. If we email you, it’s a reply.
Who else touches it
The site is hosted by Framer, which means Framer’s systems handle page delivery, the contact form, and the analytics described above. Contact form submissions are delivered to our email, which is handled by our email provider. As with any website, serving pages and assets involves your IP address being visible to the systems delivering them. That’s just how the internet works.
How long we keep it
We keep contact form submissions as long as the conversation is useful and then delete them. Analytics data is retained by Framer under its own terms.
Your choices
Email us at info@stetstandard.com and we’ll tell you what we have, correct it, or delete it. You don’t need to cite a statute or live anywhere in particular.
If you’re in a jurisdiction with formal data rights, such as the EU, UK, or California, those rights apply and the same address is how you exercise them.
Changes
If this changes, we’ll update this page and the date at the top.
Contact
Epicurus Consulting Group LLC
info@stetstandard.com
Massachusetts, USA